January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
4 posts
November 2011
3 posts
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I need a new phone case. And I’ll only get a new one if it has a classy Parisian reference on it. NOTHING TACKY.
October 2011
5 posts
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I just miss it so bad!
I’m feeling homesick for Paris….a place where I barely felt at home while I was there, but now can not stop thinking about. I walked around a photography gallery today and all I could think about were my friends talking about their photo class, Carol Mann guiding us through the Louvre, and just generally missing some of the most artistic people ever. Sure, it was a scary and unknown...
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The Frenemy.: Bar Thoughts →
thefrenemy:
The things I think about at a bar:
Fuck, I don’t have enough cash. I never have enough cash. But I just took cash out, like ten minutes ago. Is this because I have suddenly started eating cash as a snack? Is this because of the one time I just started chewing on five dollar bills like a cow?…
Pretty accurate description.
September 2011
2 posts
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
13 posts
Norway’s Prime Minister is a liberal atheist, they have one of the best...
– Matthew Trevithick, responding to this story, “Former Bush Official Places Blame For Oslo Attack On Norwegians For Not Being ‘Serious’ About Terrorism,” with a comment that wins the universe. (via cognitivedissonance)
This.
The Best Dinosaur →
Artists Pay Tribute to Harry Potter - My Modern... →
Fantastic. Just fucking fantastic.
Getting face time
animalsbeingdicks:
Jules and Chloe knew Debbie didn’t have any future in show business. She just didn’t have the bone structure for it.
Hilarious British animal voiceovers. [VIDEO] →
This video never gets old.
June 2011
11 posts
No 'him' or 'her'; preschool fights gender bias ::... →
Not sure if I’m delighted or horrified.
I love BD Wong on Law & Order: SVU. Dr. Wong is so wise. And so gay-sian.
i can't wait to get married
i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
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As I sit here and wait for my banana cake to bake at 11:35 pm on an ordinary Thursday night, I reflect. On WHY THE UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA CONSISTENTLY FUCKS ME OVER TIME AND AGAIN. I’ve come to the conclusion that NOT A SINGLE PERSON WORKING THERE knows what the fuck they are doing.
The Weirdest Dog Ever | overstated →
Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
May 2011
17 posts
DRUNK BRITS.
GO AWAY. I DON’T WANNA TALK TO YOU.
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OMG
Patrick just told me you can download a Kindle app for free directly on your PC (or Mac or whatever the fuck you use) and read BOOKS FOR FREE ON YOUR COMPUTER. I just got it and I’m loading up with tons of free books to keep in my computer forever to read when I’m on the plane!! Yay, it doesn’t matter that my books got stolen at the hostel now!!
Happy day.
I wish Hollywood still looked like this. →
I’m kinda disappointed the rapture didn’t happen cause then all the annoying assholes would be gone.
Chell in the Rain - The National - Exile Vilify -... →
We're clearly fucked...cause this guy said so. →