Unsweetened iced tea, please.

dearcoketalk:

I just started sleeping with this new guy, and I can’t tell how kinky he is quite yet. I’m the kind of girl that likes a little ass-slapping and hair-pulling. How should I tell him without freaking him out?

Next time you’re fucking, just look over your shoulder, make a little eye contact, and growl, “pull my hair, motherfucker!”

It’s always works for me.

This made me laugh for like ten minutes.